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Love sms I m getting married next month.
I m getting married next month.... its small party and only few people will be invited...... dont bring any gift.....just bring someone who ll marry me.


Love sms Its too hard to loose someone
Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.



Love sms if u read this, i m smart..
if u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous...


Love sms Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips,
Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thts enough bout me... how r u ?


Love smsRules of Life:
Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,Do More,Demand Less,Smile Often,Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,Pray Always,Cry Once for missing me everyday.


Love sms Why do U think I SMS u ?
Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass


Love sms The rain makes all things beautiful.
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?


Love sms i look at the moon
i look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i..i...
i rather look at the moon again

Love sms hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahihihihihihihihihih
ihihihihihihihihihihihihihohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho nothing special my friend,
 just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha ha ha ha


Love sms 2days weather 4cast:
2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!


Love sms Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat,
Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard
2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me


Love sms we've known....each other for....quite a while
we've known....each other for....quite a while now, do u think we can b more....
 than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2... rob a bank?


Love sms Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki (In Urdu)
Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,Yeh tera chehra khila-khila sa,jab tere chehre
par haath fera ,Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila...


Love sms Last night some Monkeys came running
Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble
good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss... 


Love sms Why did God Create U before Me....?
Why did God Create U before Me....? Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE,
Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!


Love sms What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey
What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?Monkey saves this message
 & Donkey deletes this message.Choice is urs........



Love sms Not every flower can represent love but roses did it.
Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!


Love smspyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega.(In Urdu)
pyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega.dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.khuda salamat rakhe aapko varna bandar ki tarah uchhal kud kaun karega 


Love smsu r many kolometres
u r many kolometres away frm me.still i,m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels  1.pogo    2. cartoon network  3.animal planet 


Love smsDo u know how to entertain
Do u know how to entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples
* PRESS DOWN *
>
<
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* PRESS UP * 


Love smsyou are very smrta smatr sr
you are very smrta smatr srtam sa m art msart sorry it dosent fit on you


Love smsDo u know that ur smile takes
Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death? Save the world... so plz start teeth brushing regularly


Love smsRaat ko karo gey to SuSt (In Hindi)
Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey.....Din ko karo gey to ChuSt Raho gey...
Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey...
EK SMS YAAR!!!!! 


Love smsLet me kiss ur lips, let
Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend "PEPSODENT" reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday :)


Love smsEk bar karo na plz..(In Hindi)
Ek bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa........
muje acha lage ga...
ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri
kar do na plzz...
ek pyara sa SMS!!!


Love smsus  ne kaha or dabao (In Urdu)
us  ne kaha or dabao ,,,,, main dabaya ,,, us ne kaha or dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,,us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya ,,, us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case band 



Love sms Press down
Press down
again
again.. please
once more
sorry again
6 times more
Oh! Again
1 Time again
don't u have any job?


Love sms Good Time
Good Time
Bad Time
Day Time
Work Time
Off Time
Night Time
Happy Time
Sad Time
Sleep Time
KISI BHI Time
APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai...


Love sms U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...


Love sms main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu,
main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu,
wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye,
wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz
"MERA PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"


Love sms Open with Love.
Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I...
Love...
Disturbing you...


Love sms Flowers fie, ories end, songs fade,
Flowers fie, ories end, songs fade, memories r forgotten, all things come to end, but people like u always remain forever, becus ghosts never die.


Love smspahlay hat ma lo(In Urdu)
pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mal lo
phir tokh laghao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uf
kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna  


Love smsPalko pe Apni bithaya hai tumhe(in Urdu).
Palko pe Apni bithaya hai tumhe....badi Duaon ke Baad paaya hai tumhe....Asani se nahi Mile hi Tum.... International Zoo se Churaya hai tumhe.....


Love smsIn a bath room, a boy touches
In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.


Love smsanso tumare niklein
anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,(In Urdu)
anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,
dil tumara dhadk dhadkane meri hon,
KHUDA KARE,
hmari dosti itni gahri ho,
K
nokri tum karo salary meri ho


Love smsAap Ka Sms NeeChey Hain (In Urdu)
Aap Ka Sms NeeChey Hain
aur Neechey
Thora aur NeeChey
One Step More
Aap Aik Sms Keliye Itney girr Jaaon Gey , Mughey Nahee Maloom tha


Love smsU have wasted
U have wasted
12345678910
...seconds reading my SMS.. Now get back to work  

 
Love sms Government of USA has introduced
Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule...Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide??? 


Love sms L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used
L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues.... 


Love smsHey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha (In Urdu)
Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga .. :



Love sms Aapko...hum sirf aapko aur aapko (in urdu)
Aapko...hum sirf aapko aur aapko are aapko haan haan aapko ,baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha tang karenge......


Love sms American-Dogs can find Bombs in my country
American-Dogs can find Bombs in my country.Japanese-Fish can play
Ball in my country. Indians-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country...



 Love sms 1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.


Love sms Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u -
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u -
it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp
.... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER


Love sms From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been
..........a headache!


Love smsU r a nice person...
U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....


Love smsCan v do romance in the midnigh 2day
Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day? I'm in a gud mood:) Just a little bit of kissing n bitin!! Reply me soon, urs Loving Mosquito 


Love smsIn heaven together we were in
In heaven together we were in a big hall. An Angel told us to write our sins before going in, but before l could start writing any thing l heard you caling for ''EXTRA SHEET''. Stay Cool.


Love smsRose(In Urdu)
Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai. 


Love smsRepeat these lines at least(In Urdu)
Repeat these lines at least 2 hours everyday after Namaz outside the mosque & u will b a millionare within few Months. "Allah k naam par de de baba" 


Love smsA friend is like a pillow u
A friend is like a pillow u can hug when ur in trouble, cry when ur in pain and embrace when ur happy, when u need a friend so.....buy a pillow 


Love smsA baby monkey asked his mother
A baby monkey asked his mother"Mom, why r we so ugly"???Mom said - Thank GOD we look like this, u should see the person reading this SMS ! ! ! ! 


Love smsFRDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE.
FRDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE.Deep like OCEAN.
High like SKY.Strong like IRON.Kind like MOTHER.& cute like ME 


Love smsAM I CUTE? TEST call if im
AM I CUTE? TEST call if im cute miss call if im gorgeous Text back if im preety Text a joke if im charming Just ignore if ur jealous


Love smsif sumone calls u cra (In Urdu)
if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,if sumone calls u duffer,relax,if sumone calls u stupid be cool,but if sumone calls u "cute" lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai.


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