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Tintumon Jokes

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Teacher: Tintumon Achaneyum Ammayeyum Entha Vilikunnath?
Tintu: Dadi!!!
Teacher: Randu Pereyum Dadi Enno?
Tintumon; Achane “Da” Ennum.
Ammaye “Di” Ennum..!!



Tintumonte Girl Frien: Njan Lokathile Ettavum Valiya Parvathathinte Mukalil Kayariyal Nee Enikku Enthu Tharum
Tintumon: Njan Ninakku Oru Unthu Tharam.
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Teacher : Vivaha Mochanam Undakunnath Enthu Kond ?
Tintumon : Aalukal Vivaham Kazhikkunnathu Kondu….!



Tintumon Bakery Ile Cookinodu : Ethra Naalayi Ningal Jileby Undakkan Thudangiyittu…?
Cook : 30 Varshamaayi…..Entha…?
Tintumon : Ennittu Ithu Vattam Chutty Vekkkan Alllathe Nere Undaakkan Padichilla Alle…Kahsttam…!!!



Tintumon : Ningalde Pashuvinu Nalla Colour Aanallo…
Pathros Chettan : Athu Jersy Aanu..
Tintumon : Oho Jersy Aano Njan Vicharichu Athinte Original Colour Aanu Ennu



Tintumon Tuttumonod:
Enikk Ninne Kanumbol 3 English Words Orma Varunnu.
Tuttumon: What R Dey?
Tintumon:
1) Waves
2) Net
3) Fire
Manassilayille
Waves– Ala
Net–Vala
Fire– Thee
“”Alavalaathi”



Tintumon Auto Driverodu : Town Vare Pokumo?
Auto Driver : Pokum…
Tintumon : Ennal Thirichu Varumbol Enikku Oru Bread Vaangichondu Varumo???



Tintumon To Dundumol: Orikkal 3 Per Vellamadich Caril Pokukayaayirunnu.
Onnaaman 1 Peg, Randaaman 2nd Peg, Moonnaaman 3 Peg…
Avarude Vandi Accidentil Pettitt Moonnaaman Maatram Rakshapettu…
Endhu Kond?


Dundumol: ???
Tintumon: Darwin’s Theory- Survival Of The Fittest…:)



Tintumonodu Dundumol: Njan Marichal Tintu Enthu Cheyyum?
Tintumon: Njanum Marikkum…
Dundumol: Athentha, Tintuvinu Njan Illathe Jeevikkan Kazhiyille???
Tintumon: Athalledee Orupadu Santhoshichal Heart Attack Varumenna Doctor Paranjittullath…



English Sir To Students: Give Some Examples Using Day:
Appukkuttan: Annual Day
Thomasukutty: Birthday
Tintumon: “Enthuvaaday”



Father Watching F.Tv.Suddenly Tintumon Come,
Father : Paavappetta Kuttikala, Dress Vaangan Polum Kashillathavara..
Tintumon : Ithilum Paavappettavar Vannaal Vilikkane Acha.!!



Tintumon Ambalattil Vazhipad Counter Q Vil..
Munnile Uncle : Shambhu, Thiruvatira, Paalppaayasam.
Tintumon: Hans, Break Dance, Chickenbiriyani…!


Tintu Mon: Dad, There Is A Small Pta Meeting @ School 2mrw..
Dad: Wat Do U Mean By ‘Small’ Pta Meeting ?
Tintu Mon: Ya, Just U, Me & D Principal.!!! ;-)


“Nashtappedaam, Pakshe
Pranayikkathe Irikkaruth.” -Kamalasuraya
“Pranayikkam Pakshe Thalayil Aavaruth ”
-Prof.Tintumon


Gulfil Ninnu Maman:Ninaku Entha Vendath?
Tintumon:Mobile Mathi Mamaa
Snehathode Maman:Nokia Mathiyo Da Kutta.?
Tintumon:
Nokiyal Porada Pattee, Vaanganam !



Teacher:”Sneham Kondanu Njan Ninne Thallunnathu Ketto…”
Tintu Mon:”Enikku Teacherodu Athiyaya Sneham Undu…Pakshe Athonnu Prakadippikkan Chance Kittunnillallo Ennalochikkumpozha Sangadam…”


Teacher-Tintoo Kappal Vellathinte Naduvilninnu Poyal Enthu Cheyyanam?

Tintumon- Nammal Iranghi Thallanam...


Gulfil Ninnu 5 Varshangalku Shesham Nattilethiya Achan: Mone Amma Evide ?
Tintu: Amma 2 Masam Munpe Marichu..
Achan: Ennittentha Enne Ariyikkanjath ?
Tintu :Oru Surprise Aayikotte Ennu Karuthi //???


Tin2&Dundu
Tin2vum Dunduvum Urangumpol Power Cut Ayi
Dun:Ayyo Power Cut
Tintu:Shabdamundakkalle Currend Poyate Fan Arinchattilla Kandille Slow Ayi Karangunnate


Tin2vum Dunduvum Urangumpol Power Cut Ayi
Dun:Ayyo Power Cut
Tintu:Shabdamundakkalle Currend Poyate Fan Arinchattilla Kandille Slow Ayi Karangunnate


Tintu: 2 Divasam Munbu Njan Maathram Ullppol Achan Kinattil Veenu, Achanu Orupaadu Oarkku Patti Ochavechu Karanju....
Dundu: Ippam Enganeyund..?
Tintu: Ippam Kuyappamilla Ennu Thonunnu. Innaley Muthal Kinattil Ninnum Ochayonnum Kelkkunnilla..


On A Holiday, Tintu Mon Went To Beach For A Change. He Saw One Sardarji Sun Bathing.
One Foreigner To Sardarji: Eey, Are You Relaxing?
Sardarji: No I Am Santa Singh After Sometime One More Foreigner Came There
Foreigner: Eey, Are You Relaxing?
Sardarji: No, I Am Not Relaxing. I Am Santa Singh (With Anger)

Then Tintu Mon Went To The Other Side Of The Beach And He Saw One Foreinger Sun Bathing.
Tintu Mon : Are You Relaxing?
Foreigner : Yes. I Am Relaxing.
Tintu Mon : Aaha Thaan Evide Vannu Kidakkukayano??? Thanne Avide Kore Aalkkar Anveshikkunnundu..


Teacher: Tintu...Mugal Kalagattam Yethu Muthal Yethu Vareyanu..?
Tintu: Page Number 9 Muthal 30 Vare....!

Eniku Vayya...Ee Tintumone Kondu Thottu Allee........


Friends: Tintuoo Ne Mamuttyudea Madhilugal Kanditundo?

Tintuo: Sorry Aniku Mamuttyudea Vedea Arinjudaa Pineayanu Madhil.....

Teacher: Padikunna Kuttigal 7hours Uranganam

Tintumon: Athengane Pattum. Oru Divasam 6 Manekurallaea Clasuluoo?


Tintu Pennu Kanan Poyi
Tintu: Kutty Eduvare Padichu
Penkutty: Ba
Tintu: Kallippenne Verum 2 Aksharam Padichu. Adum Thala Tirichano Padichad !


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