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Best Tintumon Jokes ever
kerala friend
Tintumon comedy, Jokes in malayalam: the bestone ever heared
a girl checks her weight- 58 kg
she removed chappals- 56 kg
then bag- 53 kg
then shall- 52 kg
but coin theernu.
tintumon in Q behind her- :
” you carry on coin njan idam ”
Judge: Ninne nale ravile 5 manik thookkikollum.
Tintumon: HA HA HA HA..
Judge: Nee enthinanu Chirikkunnad?
Tintumon: athinu njan ezhunnelkkumbol thanne 8 maniyaavum..
pareeksha kazhinju
tintumon- ” da njan onnum ezhudhiyilla…”
dundumon- ” njanum….”
sasikuttan- ” njanum….”
tintumon- ” ‘’shit !! teacher vicharikkum nammal copy adichennu..!!
Ambani: Ente caril ravile purapetta rathri ayalum ente estatinte pakuthi polum kandu kazhiyilla!!!
Tintumon: Ente appoopanum ethu pole oru car undayirunnu…..
Vikari tintumonodu: Ichayante parambil ninnum thenga moshtichathu nallathano tintu………?
Tintumon: Ariyilla! Ithuvare pottichu nokkiyillacho…..!
Keeriya kudayumayi pokunnna tintumonodu achan: Engotada ee keeriya kudayumayi?
Tintumon : Thrisur poorathinu pova …avide kuda maatamund…
Maarikitumonu Nokkatte
(I love this one.. )
Boy 1: Aliya, ninte penninu LKG-iyile oruthan rubber koduthu..
Tintumon: Ethavanada?
Boy1: Atha puthiya pillera. LKG C. Pedikendaliya. Nammude team avide undu.
Tintumon: BOOST BABUvinodum CERELAC SASIyodum HORLICS DUNDUvinodum avane sketch cheyan para.. Tools edukkanda, pilleru pedikkum. Ennit vaikeettu spottil avante pencilum rubberum scaleum odicho! Avide kidannu karayate. Ente penninu rubberu koduthavan ini ezhutharuth…!
Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji’s son?
Tintumon: Dineshan
Teacher :Why?????
Tintumon : Mahatma Gandhi is the father of ‘di-neshan’
tintumonoda kali
Tintu mon in court.
Judge : Order… Order…
Tintu mon : oru chayem parippuvadem.
Tintumon was in the bath tub, and his mom was washing his hair. She said to him, “Wow, your hair is growing so fast! You need a haircut again.”
Tintumon replied, “Maybe you should stop watering it so much.”
Tintumon-Do angels have wings ?
mom-Yes,but why do you ask ?
Tintumon-Dad call maid as his angel but she has no wings .
mom- Dont worry tomarrow she will fly away.
An English man and Tintumon met while going to the toilet..
English man: Good morning, how do u do?
Tintumon: Usually we remove underwear and then do, And how do u do?
In a park, Tintumon & Dundumol were sitting and two dogs kissed
Tintumon: Ninaku virodamilengil njanum.
Dundumol: Ok, pakshe sukshichu venam patti chilapo kadikkum!!
Father:Muttuvin thuraka pedum ennu Yeshu parayuvan karanam
Tintumon:Annu Calling bell illayirunnu father!!!
Teacher: “What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?”
Tintumon: “A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl…!!!”
