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Men are Happier People
kerala friend
| Happier People |
| Men Are Just Happier People |
| NICKNAMES |
| · If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. |
| · If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, ****head and **** for Brains.. |
| EATING OUT |
| · When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. |
| · When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. |
| MONEY |
| · A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. |
| · A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale. |
| BATHROOMS |
| · A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel. |
| · The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items. |
| ARGUMENTS |
| · A woman has the last word in any argument.. |
| · Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. |
| FUTURE |
| · A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. |
| · A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. |
| SUCCESS |
| · A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. |
| · A successful woman is one who can find such a man. |
| MARRIAGE |
| · A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. |
| · A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does. |
| DRESSING UP |
| · A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. |
| · A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. |
| NATURAL |
| · Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. |
| · Women somehow deteriorate during the night. |
| OFFSPRING |
| · Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.. |
| · A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. |
| THOUGHT FOR THE DAY |
| A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing! |
| SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humor and who can handle it .... and to the men who will enjoy reading it. |
