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THE LIE DETECTOR
kerala friend
A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie.
He decides to test it at dinner.
Dad: "Son, where were you today during school hours?"
SON: "At school." Robot slaps son! "Ok, I lied, I went to the movies."
DAD: "Which one?"
SON: "Toy Story." Robot slaps son again! "Ok, it was “A Day with a Porn
Star."
DAD: "What?! When I was your age, I didn't even know what porn was". Robot
slaps Dad!
*MOM: "Ha, ha! After all he's your son." Robot slaps mom.
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He decides to test it at dinner.
Dad: "Son, where were you today during school hours?"
SON: "At school." Robot slaps son! "Ok, I lied, I went to the movies."
DAD: "Which one?"
SON: "Toy Story." Robot slaps son again! "Ok, it was “A Day with a Porn
Star."
DAD: "What?! When I was your age, I didn't even know what porn was". Robot
slaps Dad!
*MOM: "Ha, ha! After all he's your son." Robot slaps mom.
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