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HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA

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HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA :



Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.

That's MUMBAI



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Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.

You are definitely in PUNJAB !!!



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Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up.

That's DELHI



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Scenario 4

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.

That's AHMEDABAD



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Scenario 5

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. He writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the program.

That's BANGALORE



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Scenario 6

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense..Peace settles in...

That's CHENNAI



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Scenario 7

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.

You are in KOLKATA



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Scenario 8

Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says,"don't fight in front of my place, go zum where else and keep fighting".

That's KERALA !



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And the best one is ....


Scenario 9


Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer.All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends.

You are in GOA !!!

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